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Furball

Anyone — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:41:37 +0000

Sometimes I wish to be a cat. Lazy sleeping, yawning, turning and re-positioning on top of the central heating. Obviously I have a cat squatting in my house. He is supposed to live outside but big eyes and professional acting made me fail to stick to my rules. Keeping order and being strict is not my game with furballs. You just want to grab those little snouts and squeeze ‘em.

Teethmarks is what I get.

So that was about it. This was my animal loving post. From now on only cynical world improving comments on IMPORTANT matters. Any news regarding celebs I should know about?

xoxo

Anyone

Writers Block

Anyone — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:58:53 +0000

I now realize why I never ever kept a diary before. I tend to not get frustrated for a few days in a row. For me personally that is great, for my dear non existent readers it is a disaster. One thing I always get frustrated about is local politics (local being national). Talking about that would only interest two people around here, me and my alter ego. So I’ll skip that for now.

Today I’ll just love the world. Sunshine does weird things to people.

Love and kisses,

Anyone.

Spring

Anyone — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:09:26 +0000

Feel totally bad for myself. Have a COLD. One wonders how long it takes for Summer to get here. Lazy bastard.

Gr. Anyone

Advice: #1

Anyone — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:24:13 +0000

Rain. It’s fascinating and kind of wet. Beside this, it does funny things to the screen of your cell phone. Can’t believe no-one ever noticed that before.

Rain and wind combined is the worst weather condition I can think of right now (in a minute I’ll disagree). Being located at the edge of the digital world, weather conditions could be better. A sensible tool to prevent frustrations and doing laundry is an umbrella, especially Senz Umbrella’s. It’s that or walk around in a wetsuit all day breathing through snorkel and goggles. Fun for a day, but does not increase appearance of intelligence -> main goal of keeping a blog.

Keeping you dry, even when you get blown off the cliff.

Hang on,

Anyone

Imagine

Anyone — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:09:50 +0000

Dear You,

Can you imagine being the first to actually read my blog? Think of how important you’ll be. You’ll be able to tell all your friends that you were the first to discover me. The first to have traveled this far and made it back again without any scratches. Of course, this is only the case if you survived the wild wild web. Imagine the fame you’ll encounter, being able to go on all the shows and being interviewed by well, someone important. Yeah I have high hopes for this blog. I should have: expressing yourself on a blog will almost certainly land you a book deal I understand. I only wish I were illiterate, then we could both appreciate the irony.

Love,

Anyone

Observations

Anyone — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:56:10 +0000

It is time to observe something. Something funny and hilarious or something strange or shocking. This to show that I, the blog artist, know what is going on in the world and have a fine eye for detail. I, the brilliant observer of the human kind. If I am lucky I’ll state something that everyone can comment on. Something politic-y, or even better climate crisis. If that is what you’re looking for, too bad. Today was rather boring. Tested whether TV still works. It does. AND. Even the remote control did survive the night.

If you are, like me, amazed by this previous described discovery. Feel free to express yourself, regarding your own experiences with TVs that miraculously still work the next day.

Looking forward to your comments,

Anyone

Useless

Anyone — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:56:02 +0000

Did you notice that you are visiting the very last blog available, just inches away from the end of the world? One can wonder why anyone would start a blog this pathetic. Well, it is as sad as reading it. Do not despair, you’ll get over it.

Hug,

Anyone

Things So Far

Anyone — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:41:23 +0000

A few hours later, and still going strong. (I think) Figured some things out, now all I need is a digital camera. (lost last one) This blog thing is weird (never ever kept a diary before) It feels like talking to myself, wonder if I’ll get delusional in the end. Note to self: invent some digital friends. Might help.

Love,

Anyone

The First Steps

Anyone — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:18:47 +0000

So I decided to subscribe, at last. I’ll be the first to admit I am no pioneer. Let’s say I follow this trend because I do not want to be left behind. We’ll see what happens. It might end in: last one in, first one out. After all we live in a global crisis and I heard it can be tough out there.

Yours truly,

Anyone